I was thinking either a pet bear with handmade metal claws and battle armor, or a cricket bat. The bat worked for Sean, why couldn't it work in a real world scenario? And a pet bear with battle armor? BAD ASS!
well at close range a crossbow would take too long to reload. Thats why you need the trench spike. For the uninformed, a trench spike is a foot long steel spike you where like brass knuckles. It was designed to be able to push right through a soldiers helmet and straight into the skull. And it cant go dull. Perfect zombie killer
You can't Avada Kedavra a zombie! They're already dead! I'd Petrificus Totalus that guy!
But as for weapons, I'd totally use nunchucks... With spikes on them and small firecrackers on them so it'd explode their heads when I hit them with it.
Ok first of a high powered rifle would not be a good idea not only for the loud noise it would produce, but also because what happens if you get jumped by a zombie? Swinging a sniper around is simply to slow. So a crossbow w/ a magazine for quick reloads would be ideal especially with a scope. Light enough to swing around and use in short distance, also a useful sniper. And if you could do this riding in on an armored bear, you would win. Also side arm would be either a pew pew gun, or a bag of throwing knives.
Or I would put them under the imperius curse and make them attack people I hate and do things for me like cook me dinner and do my laundry. Who doesn't want a domestic zombie
Megan, what you are saying now cant be taken seriously. Obviously Zombies are already dead, hence the zombi-ism. And more than that, using a wand when you can have a perfectly good REAL weapon is ridiculous.
Please try. I would like to see you try to cast a spell on me. Great youtube material. Now if we can be done with fictional shit, that'd be great. We're trying to have a real discussion here about an actual possibility, not stupid wands...
Wait... Are we talking Romaro zombies or voodoo zombies. which technically is just a really violent imperius curse... Regardless... I'm pretty sure if zombies are here Cthulhu isn't far behind. so it wouldn't take that long.
As for the shot gun. Yes, loud. But scatter shot kills multiple.
And Kyle the only problem with Gyrados is the fact that he can only be in water. If we're stuck in Ellensburg at the time of the attack, how do you plan on using it? Good thought process, but the carry out wouldn't really work...
I know i am late getting into this conversation, but just saying, I agree with Steph when she said semi automatic sniper rifle. Hell to the yes! I would climb on a tall building and have target practice all day!
If i couldnt get a sniper rifle, I like shotguns, but it would suck to have to reload them.
Woah. Wait... Don't you have to be a student at Hogwarts to be in DA? Or even use the room of requirement? That knocks out Megan. I choose the moon. Or Xaviers School For Gifted Youngsters, cause thats a whole army on my side right there.
Good plan. But how would you get to the moon? I mean I would buy Xaviers school any day of the week. Its actually a bad ass plan, but the moon is a little outrageous...
Wait.. are we trying to decide where to be when an attack happens? I vote the moon, no gravity would be very interesting. Plus I think the zombies would not be able to figure out how to move with no gravity so we would have a major advantage.
Except guns would not work on the moon. It's like shooting underwater. Propelling the bullets would be non-existent. Although a good theory, again the carry out is no bueno.
Good call on the Onyx, also Charizard can fly. Unless there are flying zombies (which is perfectly plausible if we go with resident evil theories of zombification), either would be a fine choice. And that fucking cthulhu would rip all you guys apart with a sneeze. In actuality, it counts as 50 so right now your looking at at least 51 against 4. Re-tally: Alex wins.
Alex you cannot make yourself worth more points than anyone else. If that was possible than I say I am worth a million and I want to vote against you just to prove a point. But I wont cuz I agree with you.
okay. if we are talking about pokemon, x-man, star wars and cthulu, then harry potter is completely logical argument so don't give me the "we are only taking real suggestions" crap
Ok just saying, x-men are amazingly badass! Hello! Gambit? Wolverine? Mastic? Way better than some kids with wands that are useless once you rip the stick from their weak little hands.
Jessica, I wasn't making myself more. I was simply saying that the cthulhu would be worth 50. Me being worth 50 is absurd. And megan, you can suck it because you just got owned. Go read a Harry Potter book and get eaten by a zombie while we're all kicking ass. And ryan it is very insensitive to throw the freshman at them. Everyone has needs, Patrick to. Show some compassion.
Patrick, question. So with the cthulhu, if it got bitten, would it then become a giant zombie monster and try to kill us? If so I would like to rethink our entire plan...
Aw Alex, my mistake. I see your point. Ryan, i agree, however, by throwing the twilight books at the zombies we risk them turning into rampagin, flesh eating pre-teen annoying girls because clearly even zombies have the brain compasity to read those books.
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ReplyDeleteI would go flame thrower, although Patrick does have a point.
ReplyDeleteYou spelled it wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnd either a quarterstaff or a katana.
But as far as traditional weapons go... Double Barrel shotgun. and for close range, baseball bat.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking either a pet bear with handmade metal claws and battle armor, or a cricket bat. The bat worked for Sean, why couldn't it work in a real world scenario? And a pet bear with battle armor? BAD ASS!
ReplyDeleteAlso. Steph. flame thrower = flaming zombies. So even worse.
ReplyDeleteYou guys obiviously havent been studying up for the next apocolypse. Experts agree - best zombie weapon is a trench spike
ReplyDeleteFine then a semi automatic sniper rifle. I'm all for long distance shots
ReplyDeleteAnd alex I thought you were saving the pet bear for the super glue plan
ReplyDeleteAlex just likes bears.
ReplyDeleteOh and for distance a crossbow hands down. Guns make too much noise. Youll just attract more zombies
ReplyDeleteKyle does make an excellent point, a crossbow is good for both long distance and close range
ReplyDeletewell at close range a crossbow would take too long to reload. Thats why you need the trench spike. For the uninformed, a trench spike is a foot long steel spike you where like brass knuckles. It was designed to be able to push right through a soldiers helmet and straight into the skull. And it cant go dull. Perfect zombie killer
ReplyDeleteI like the sound of the trench spike, deadly and effective
ReplyDeleteA wand. I would aveda kedavra that shit. And unless Harry Potter turns into a zombie we can defeat anyone
ReplyDeleteBy the time you finish performing the demonic rites to summon Cthulhu youll already have been completly overrun by zombies
ReplyDeleteWhat is a Cthulhu?
ReplyDeleteYou can't Avada Kedavra a zombie! They're already dead! I'd Petrificus Totalus that guy!
ReplyDeleteBut as for weapons, I'd totally use nunchucks... With spikes on them and small firecrackers on them so it'd explode their heads when I hit them with it.
Fine! Then I will petrificus totalus them and then apparate and get away from them!
ReplyDeleteOk first of a high powered rifle would not be a good idea not only for the loud noise it would produce, but also because what happens if you get jumped by a zombie? Swinging a sniper around is simply to slow. So a crossbow w/ a magazine for quick reloads would be ideal especially with a scope. Light enough to swing around and use in short distance, also a useful sniper. And if you could do this riding in on an armored bear, you would win. Also side arm would be either a pew pew gun, or a bag of throwing knives.
ReplyDeleteOr I would put them under the imperius curse and make them attack people I hate and do things for me like cook me dinner and do my laundry. Who doesn't want a domestic zombie
ReplyDeleteMegan, what you are saying now cant be taken seriously. Obviously Zombies are already dead, hence the zombi-ism. And more than that, using a wand when you can have a perfectly good REAL weapon is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteThis: http://www.blackgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cthulhu1.jpg
ReplyDeleteI will sectum sempra you alex and then we can talk about "real weapons"
ReplyDeletewe are the WALKING DEAD!
ReplyDeleteUm Patrick. Watch out, Zelenak has a plan. Better start being nice to her.
ReplyDeleteif this was facebook I would like your post Ryan
ReplyDeletePlease try. I would like to see you try to cast a spell on me. Great youtube material. Now if we can be done with fictional shit, that'd be great. We're trying to have a real discussion here about an actual possibility, not stupid wands...
ReplyDeleteI think a crowbar is legit. It's light, easy to handle, and you either blunt it to death OR impale it in the head.
ReplyDeleteSo new question. Youve got your weapon. Where do you go to defend yourself? What is your fort?
ReplyDeletenice
ReplyDeleteThe castle turret. But if I did that I would take a sniper.
ReplyDeleteValid point ryan. Crowbar=awesome. And i would use a rope to climb onto a roof that would otherwise be unaccessable.
ReplyDeleteWith a glider suit just in case
ReplyDeleteorder of the phoenix headquarters. best place ever. the zombies wouldn't even be able to find us so we are golden
ReplyDeleteWait... Are we talking Romaro zombies or voodoo zombies. which technically is just a really violent imperius curse... Regardless... I'm pretty sure if zombies are here Cthulhu isn't far behind. so it wouldn't take that long.
ReplyDeleteAs for the shot gun. Yes, loud. But scatter shot kills multiple.
I choose Squirtle
ReplyDeleteIf were going pokemon then you gotta take gyrados. Dragon Rage those zombies
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ReplyDeleteRoom of Requirements! DUH!
ReplyDeleteDumbledore's Army!
ReplyDeleteexcellent point Ryan. and the room of requirement will give us everything we need to defeat the zombies. I am glad you are on my side.
ReplyDeleteOk that does make perfect sense. Room of requirement it is in my book. I like it
ReplyDeletelooks like we've got 3 in the army. anybody else want to join? dana?
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell not. Besides, it's fun to argue with Alex.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just looked at what a cthulhu is. Conclusion, Patrick's way is best. No arguments. That thing would dominate.
ReplyDeleteArgue with me, or not. When Zombies attack, you guys are gonna be meat shields... literally...
ReplyDeleteAnd Kyle the only problem with Gyrados is the fact that he can only be in water. If we're stuck in Ellensburg at the time of the attack, how do you plan on using it? Good thought process, but the carry out wouldn't really work...
ReplyDeleteI know i am late getting into this conversation, but just saying, I agree with Steph when she said semi automatic sniper rifle. Hell to the yes! I would climb on a tall building and have target practice all day!
ReplyDeleteIf i couldnt get a sniper rifle, I like shotguns, but it would suck to have to reload them.
Woah. Wait... Don't you have to be a student at Hogwarts to be in DA? Or even use the room of requirement? That knocks out Megan.
ReplyDeleteI choose the moon.
Or Xaviers School For Gifted Youngsters, cause thats a whole army on my side right there.
As if a zombie apocalypse is going to happen in the first place..... I will go with megan. Patricks idea is not based on reality either. So there
ReplyDeleteAlex good point about Garados. I'm going with Big C. Charazard.
ReplyDeleteno. there is no discrimination when it comes to Dumbledore's Army. anybody who is willing to fight is welcome. duh
ReplyDeleteGood plan. But how would you get to the moon? I mean I would buy Xaviers school any day of the week. Its actually a bad ass plan, but the moon is a little outrageous...
ReplyDeleteWait.. are we trying to decide where to be when an attack happens? I vote the moon, no gravity would be very interesting. Plus I think the zombies would not be able to figure out how to move with no gravity so we would have a major advantage.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about? Professor X is totally real and if so then his school has to be real... Harry Potter, not so much.
ReplyDeleteAlso. Thank you alex... You may join Cthulhu and me in our survival.
ReplyDeleteOk well his new idea is awesome, I have to admit that.
ReplyDeleteso we've got the army vs cthulhu. 4 vs 2. looks like we are winning
ReplyDeleteExcept guns would not work on the moon. It's like shooting underwater. Propelling the bullets would be non-existent. Although a good theory, again the carry out is no bueno.
ReplyDeleteMutations like Xmen is more likely to happen then magic.
ReplyDeleteExcept for Storms power. that one was a little silly
Wow I need to join these discussions a lot sooner.....
ReplyDeleteGood call on the Onyx, also Charizard can fly. Unless there are flying zombies (which is perfectly plausible if we go with resident evil theories of zombification), either would be a fine choice. And that fucking cthulhu would rip all you guys apart with a sneeze. In actuality, it counts as 50 so right now your looking at at least 51 against 4. Re-tally: Alex wins.
ReplyDeleteWho said we have to use guns on the moon? We could use light sabors for all I care!
ReplyDeleteMegan... I think its 3 vs 3 and i'm pretty sure that kyle is on our side. making it 3 vs 4.
ReplyDeletePlusssssss Cthulhu would destroy a bunch of 17 year old wizards.
X men rule, and yes Jessica, you do
ReplyDeleteAlex you cannot make yourself worth more points than anyone else. If that was possible than I say I am worth a million and I want to vote against you just to prove a point. But I wont cuz I agree with you.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd just throw freshman bodies at them. That'd help and clean up our department.
ReplyDeleteJ/K...
Alex... We win.
ReplyDeleteRyan... Who would I make out with then?
okay. if we are talking about pokemon, x-man, star wars and cthulu, then harry potter is completely logical argument so don't give me the "we are only taking real suggestions" crap
ReplyDeleteMegan Hp is totally fair in the argument... I'm just saying its not the best choice.
ReplyDeleteAlso... I would have RL stine as my strategist.
ReplyDeleteOk just saying, x-men are amazingly badass! Hello! Gambit? Wolverine? Mastic? Way better than some kids with wands that are useless once you rip the stick from their weak little hands.
ReplyDeleteJessica, I wasn't making myself more. I was simply saying that the cthulhu would be worth 50. Me being worth 50 is absurd. And megan, you can suck it because you just got owned. Go read a Harry Potter book and get eaten by a zombie while we're all kicking ass. And ryan it is very insensitive to throw the freshman at them. Everyone has needs, Patrick to. Show some compassion.
ReplyDeleteOr throw twilight books. Kill two birds with one stone.
ReplyDeleteslut
ReplyDeleteAnd ours are real suggestions, harry potter is just insane.
ReplyDeleteThanks Alex. love you too buddy.
ReplyDeleteSorry for taking away your needs, Patrick. I'll take that back... ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks buddy. Welcome to the X-thulhu army.
ReplyDeletePatrick, question. So with the cthulhu, if it got bitten, would it then become a giant zombie monster and try to kill us? If so I would like to rethink our entire plan...
ReplyDeleteWell at least we all know where the importance lies lol
ReplyDeleteNO. Dumbledore's. I'd like to live through this apocalypse!
ReplyDeleteGreat discussion.
ReplyDeleteAw Alex, my mistake. I see your point. Ryan, i agree, however, by throwing the twilight books at the zombies we risk them turning into rampagin, flesh eating pre-teen annoying girls because clearly even zombies have the brain compasity to read those books.
ReplyDeleteyeah. and if you betray the army once you are in, you get boils on your face
ReplyDeleteCthulhu is the embodiment of all evil. It cant turn.
ReplyDeleteI like these discussions, they are completely random and its fun to push peoples buttons. Playing devils advocate is the highlight of my week.
ReplyDeleteSo can I assume that the winning argument is that if there was a zombie apocolypse, we would have an army made up of cthulu x-men and pokemon?
ReplyDeleteYes jessica. Welcome to survival.
ReplyDeleteBoils are better then being walking dead
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