I want a blackorangegraniteberry. I want one so big that I can eat it like a hand fruit. I'll sit in my mansion and be fanned with giant banana leaves. Then, when the under parts of my man boobs get sweaty. I'll pay someone to dry them. YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!
But why would you eat a horange? It just sounds like you'd get an STD out of the deal and thats no good. And if we're combining things with fruit I definitely think a cobrana is the best choice. Vicious and delicious.
Yes.
ReplyDeleteNo... Because the ultimate fruit has already been created..... The STARFRUIT
ReplyDeleteStarfruit is already a hybrid. Look at its name. I demand a starfruit constellation
ReplyDeleteI want a blackorangegraniteberry. NOW.
ReplyDeleteStarfruit is no where near as great as a blackorangegraniteberry. Plus it takes way more fruits to create this than it does a stupid starfruit.
ReplyDeleteI partially agree with Kyle. Throw in one of those giant strawberries for good measure.
ReplyDeleteStarfruit isn't a hybrid... I think ALEX SMITH is the worst hybrid fruit though.
ReplyDeleteI want a blackorangegraniteberry. I want one so big that I can eat it like a hand fruit. I'll sit in my mansion and be fanned with giant banana leaves. Then, when the under parts of my man boobs get sweaty. I'll pay someone to dry them. YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!
ReplyDeleteOr they should combine a cobra and banana... cobranana
ReplyDeleteOr an elephant and kiwi. Elephiwi.
ReplyDeleteOr they should make a pizza fruit. Yes?
ReplyDeleteOr a snake and and apple... a snapple... oh wait.
ReplyDeleteOr an orange and a horse: Horange
ReplyDeleteGuys, I really don't want to taste animal meat with my fruit.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I could go for a pizza fruit. Or pizza.
But why would you eat a horange? It just sounds like you'd get an STD out of the deal and thats no good. And if we're combining things with fruit I definitely think a cobrana is the best choice. Vicious and delicious.
ReplyDeleteHorange for the whores. :)
ReplyDeleteAlso what about an avocado and a strawberry: strawvacado
Yes except for I don't like avocados so I cant advocate for that one. Catchy name though! Definitely gonna stick with cobrana.
ReplyDeleteI have shifted my opinion. I also would like a Cobranana.
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